Wednesday, September 2, 2009

World Government

Chances are, you oppose world government. After all, world government would provide a centralized structure that would allow those who would abuse such power to focus their attack in one location. Indeed, centralizing power in a world government could produce truly horrendous results when that power is abused. And history has certainly taught us that power will be abused, and that concentrating power only allows for greater abuse and more tragic results.

And so you sit content, knowing that there is no world government (yet) and although people have talked about it here and there, it most definitely seems a long way off - something to worry about a few decades from now, or even further in the future.

However, I propose that a world government is already in place. This is not a democracy, a republic, a monarchy, reptilian overlords, or even a plutocracy. The world government that is currently in place is best described as a corporatocracy (or corpocracy). And this is not a conspiracy theory. It is well documented by one of their own, John Perkins, in his book Confessions of an Economic Hitman.

Multinational corporations and banks have far more power today than governments (indeed, they control some of them). Governments have lost control of their reigns, and the corporations are running free. Their lobbyists exert more influence over the politicians than do the voters, so even democracy is trumped. And when there is danger that some of the largest of these will fail, governments scramble to globally hand over £trillions to stop their demise. They have worked for decades to put themselves in positions of power so that governments depend on them, meaning they can stop government imposed restrictions they dislike, and pressure governments into passing laws that benefit them.

Have you noticed that as people in the world generally seem to want to go to the left politically, much of the world is being steered to the right. Even left-wing politicians are abandoning their positions and becoming right-wing. So who is steering the world this way? Certainly not the voters. What other answer can we give than those who have most to gain from it: the multinational corporations and banks!

Just to spell it out: This is a bad thing. The Corporatocracy has repeatedly demonstrated that it is predatory in nature, and will prey on the poor, the helpless, and the uneducated. And when it comes to their methods, we're all uneducated (or probably innocent). They murder activists, they starve populations, they ferment wars, they steal water, they destroy the planet. They must be stopped!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Worst Events Travelling in Europe Last Winter

The pictures can be better viewed here.

  1. Staying in the yurt in Wales. It rained every day, and the yurt leaked. Everywhere. Including on us as we slept. Oh, and there were plenty of big slugs – we lined the inside of the yurt with salt to avoid them crawling on us in our sleep. It looked like a weird, demonic summoning circle.

  2. Breakfast in Newport, UK. Greasey, tasteless, crap food, and expensive for what we got. Ick!

  3. Our day trip from Edinburgh to Innerleithen. We paid over £20 for the bus, and then realised we’d been sold the wrong ticket, meaning we couldn’t get on and off the bus as we wanted to, even though the correct ticket would have only costs us £0.42 more. There was an icy wind that day, and the temperature was around -15C. We bought an ice-cream anyway (Innerleithen ice-cream is famous), walked a little, froze, and miserably returned home. And the bus conductors weren’t at all helpful or nice. We really ended up paying £30 for ice-creams and a miserable bus ride. Oh, and we’d been saving up our money for the trip out that day, hoping for a nice day out. Oh well.


  4. Hitching from Toulouse to Tabby’s. And hitting our all-time-low: going McDick’s out of desperation. See the “Unfortunate Events” post.





  5. Laura’s allergic reaction. See the “Unfortunate Events” post.

  6. Laura’s root canal surgery and general dental problems (we went the dentist 5 times in 3 months for the same tooth). It sucked. And it’s still hurting. (The pictures is of the snow we had to dig our way out of in order to get to the dentists, up a steep icy slope!)




  7. Zamora. Getting dropped off at 3am, finding a crappy and not-so-cheap hostel, walking for miles the next morning, only to find a bad hitching point and waiting ages. And finally giving up and taking a bus. Hitching in W Spain sucks.





  8. Andy, our English host in Santa Ana La Real, Spain. He was a complete dick. We worked 7hrs/day for two weeks and only got 1 day off. And he still complained that we weren’t working hard enough, even though we consistently did extra work.



  9. The caravan at Carrapateira – cramped, dirty, there was a broken window so it was cold, and we had to sleep separately. Also, the caravan in Santa Ana La Real wasn’t much better.







  10. The tasteless soup at Carrapateira that was recooked and served for 5 consecutive meals (the pics are of the time I 'fell' into the river, and the huge waves by the local cliffs. Nothing to do with soup really, but good pics!).

  11. Laura also managed to eat a slug that was in the salad at Carrapateira (the picture is of another bug there, not the slug).

  12. Hitching in the Barcelona suburbs on my way home to Britain (alone). It was at a motorway-motorway junction, cars were fast, people were snobby, and there was nowhere else to go. It was hot, and I was low on water. I eventually made a sign that said “Socorro”, apparently Spanish for “Help.”

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Random Fun Poetry

I was randomly invited into a creative writing group in Manchester a few days ago. We did a few words games, were introduced to Ranga, and several of us wrote poems. Here's the poem I wrote (for which I was given the first two words of each line as a framework), along with a few interesting Q&A from the 'icebreaker':
The earth is our only home,
The earth is atomically fractalic.
The sea brings life and death,
The sea - relentless chaos.
The air flutters around us, yet
The air, our air, is polluted by them.
The stars are hidden from cities, so
The stars withdraw into nostalgic mystery.
The sun, in response, grows hotter year by year.
The sun - symbol of patriarchy, symbol of death.

The dreams, they die a scorched death,
The dreams, our dreams, are even now alive.
Wake up, sense this planet is your home.
Step up, step up, make your dreams live.
The following questions and answers were written separately as lists of each (some true, some untrue). They were then put together randomly, giving some rather interesting results. Some may require a little thought:
What is the experience of a cat?
Truth is a process within linguistic subjectivity.

Why does the universe favour the creation of diversity?
There is a colourful bus outside.

What doesn't ever evolve?
There are absolute truths that are relevant.

Will you leave the room please?
Theology is a process that must continue.

Furthermore, is there truth at all?
I breathe a lot more each day than a rock does.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

We're Just Animals

We’re just animals like all the others;
diverse, yes,
and different from them, but still, one of them,
one of them bound to this planet, this earth, this soil and rock and
growing plants,and so tied to its fate, to the pollution we
make, to the way it changes.
Changes in a way that will probably kill us, and we’ll see it in our lifetimes,
our children dying around us in a starving and dying world.

And so much will go, even if we entertain the idea that humans will survive these climate changes,
so much will be lost,
so many species will become extinct,
so much diversity will die,
so many things that will cease to be
in a will-never-happen-again way
in an always-impoverished way.

And the rich won’t escape,
because they still need people and power to move all these people around
and all these goods around
for them.
They may prolong their life,
but that will just mean they see more death around them
and so have an impoverished life
full of death!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Weirdest 12 Events in Europe This Winter

  1. Going “Fairy Dancing” in Pembrokshire, Wales. That involved doing strange circle dances on the side of a wet hill, with bare feet, treading in sheep shit, to the music of the harp, accordion, flute, and sheep horn.

  2. The drunk trucker who picked us up E of Paris. Drunk, and still drinking. And coming down off cocaine. And high. And convinced that he could drive at the same time as looking at a map and explaining where he would drop us off. And swerving wildly. I guess it was more scary than weird.

  3. Laura spent her time at Isidore’s farm massaging the arses of cows. OK, it was really their backs, just above their arses. But she had to stand behind them in wellies, hardly able to walk because of the shit on the floor and rub them, “so they would get used to humans touching them.”

  4. Playing “Sport” with Isidore’s daughter in Rupt Devant St. Mihiel. This involved jumping over an elastic cord, and then hooking the cord around your nose, stretching it, and jumping free from it. Truly weird. Sadly Isidore himself died in an accident after we left. RIP, you were a great man.

  5. Travelling to and arriving at Tabby’s. See the “Unfortunate Events” post.

  6. The New Years Eve party in France – getting lost on the way (while other people who were lost were following us!), the weird rave tent (with children running between everyone’s legs), the old man who tried to kiss and molest the girls, and the pyro/firework dancer.

  7. Night of the wigs. Again, at Tabby's. With Jean-Baptiste!

  8. The little goat at Tabby’s. I’m pretty sure it was tripping on something, the way it jumped and frolicked, tried to head butt the ground with its horns, and kept falling into the narrow trench we were digging. Weird Animal.

  9. The devil with right-handed cramp. Rennes-les-Château.

  10. The day trip to Andorra. This was meant to be a nice day out to visit and explore the country. Instead, we broke down and overheated the car, packed the engine with snow and ice to cool it, stopped quickly to buy tobacco in Andorra, and then rushed home to meet the new WWOOFer, Geoffrey. Again, with Tabby.

  11. Being taken to Portugal, while hitching, by someone who went out his way for us, took us out for coffee, and yet didn’t understand a word we were saying. And we didn’t understand a word he spoke either (except “Café”, which when we heard it, we were so relieved to hear a word we understood we responded “yes, yes (si, si),” even though we didn’t really have time to stop). We did make it to our destination that night though, so all’s good.

  12. Being picked up hitching by a family of Romanian gypsies. 10 of us packed into the vehicle, with two of the teens on the bed in the back and the baby on a lap. The teens tried to get money and weed out of us to pay for the lift, while the father/driver insisted the lift was free and nothing was asked of us. They were very kind though, and fed us crisps and sweets, dropping us in the South suburbs of Sevilla. Close to midnight in the rain. Which sucked!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

On the Mystery: Quotations from the Prologue

These quotations are taken from Catherine Keller's 2008 book On the Mystery.

"Theists and atheists more often than not share the same smug concept of God. For example, they presume that what we call God is omnipotent and good, that He proved his love by sending His only Son to die for us...
Can we stop right there?
Do you see how loaded with presuppositions just that little sentence is: it presumes that love and dominance work smoothly together, and that nothing that happens to us, however horrible, happens apart from the will of God. It presumes that divinity should be addressed as 'He'. It presumes a Christian monopoly on the truth. Moreover, most folk will assume that these presuppositions are simple 'biblical'. Yet there is, for example, no biblical term for 'omnipotence'. The closest notion, 'the Almighty', is actually a mistranslation of El Shaddai, 'God of the Mountain' - literally in Hebrew 'the Breasted One'!"

"Revelation is not the dictation of some unquestionable piece of knowledge. Rather, it resists knowledge in that sense, the top-down knowledge that masters its objects, that confers power on those who possess it: what the cultural critic Michel Foucault calls 'knowledge/power'. How ironic that Christian theology would become the ideology of the rules. Even now."

"Theology is not better or truer than other disciplines of thought. Indeed, it has over its complex and conflictual history legitimated more violence than any other -ology.
Those who involve themselves in theological questions seek wisdom only as we relinquish any pretense of innocence. Wisdom has always already outgrown innocence. The biblical prototype - the divine Sophia - precedes all creation, after all (Prov. 8:22-23)."

"Often what is called 'mystery' (as in 'Don't ask questions, it is a holy mystery') is mere mystification, used to camouflage the power drives of those who don't want to be questioned."

"Process... means becoming: it signifies the intuition that the universe itself is not most fundamentally a static being or the product of a static Being - but an immeasurable becoming. Indeed the word genesis in Greek means 'becoming'."

"The traditional unchangeables of God may prove to be points of theological fixation rather than fixities of a divine nature. They may be the false fronts of our cultural immobilities: 'God as Unchangeable Absolute' functions as 'Sanctioner of the Status Quo' - even if that status quo is unjust and unsustainable."

"Putting theology in process means freeing it from a deadly mirror game I will call the binary of the absolute and the dissolute. In this polarization, the desire for absolute certainty reacts against the fear of a nihilistic dissolution, a relativism indifferent to meaning and morality."

"This book proposes a way for theology to avoid the garish neon light of absolute truth-claims, which wash out our vital differences. Yet this way will just as firmly elude the opaque darkness of the casual nihilism that pervades our culture - the 'whatever' of indifference."

"Mystery is not a stagnant pool but a flowing infinity."

And that's just the prologue! This book is truly an ocean of treasures!

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Our series of (Un)fortunate Events

We last heard from Tabby by email when we were at Rue Haute. She’d found someone to pick us up from Carcassone, we’d found a train down on the 29th. She was hoping to leave on the evening of the 29th or early on the 30th, so we’d have New Years alone on the farm. When we looked again the train was too expensive.
Then there was silence. In Paris we became increasingly worried about the silence. No response from email, no one answered the phone, and no one called us back from the messages we left. But Céline was coming home on the 28th and wanted us to leave that day or the next. So we set off early on the 28th hitching, not knowing if there was anyone to meet us.
Hitching went fairly well. It was a freezing wind that day, so although we were cold (and quite miserable and depressed at times), we managed to find someone who was going to Toulouse, just an hour from our destination. As a side note, hitching is fun in summer, when it’s warm and dry, and when you speak the language of the driver. Without the possibility of good conversation it becomes a fairly tedious awkward silence.
But anyway, our driver said she’d drop us off on a good road towards Carcassone/Limoux. However, it was getting dark, we didn’t know about our destination, and didn’t want to get stuck in an expensive hotel in Limoux (and Laura refused to camp when it was that cold (I didn’t tell her at the time, but the newspapers that day were reporting ice-age conditions in parts of France)), so we opted to stay in a cheapish hotel on the outskirts of Toulouse.
Unfortunately, outskirts means suburbs, which means awful hitching territory. We got cold, frustrated, bored, wet, lost hope, had hopes dashed, had people who had stopped drive off when they found out that we didn’t speak French, and generally had a hard time. A one hour drive took us 7 miserable hours. At one point we were so miserable we actually, to our shame, ate in McDonalds. We also met someone hitching (his first time) who had been at a péage (toll booths) for 5 hours without luck. That’s always depressing. So we left him walking to find a better spot, and someone quite quickly picked us up in an already packed-full car. I lay across the back seat with a table leg at my throat, desperately hoping there would be no accident. Fortunately there wasn’t, and our driver took us to Limoux, very close to where Google maps had told us to go. However, when we got there we found a barn, and as we continued up that road we found increasingly expensive houses as the road ascended the side of a hill. I checked every mail box and none said anything like “Tabitha Combe”. I even asked a few people and they’d never heard the name. So I knocked at a house, stutteringly explained I was lost, and the man and his daughter found a map and showed me where I actually wanted to go – a village 15km away. My trust in Google maps dwindled. But my trust in humanity increased, as he let me try the phone (still no answer) and then decided to very kindly take us there himself.
As we arrived in the village of St. Couat de Razés, we didn’t know where to go until Laura pointed out the farm was called ‘Domaine de St Jaennot’, and there was a small signpost in the village saying ‘St Jeannot’. So we followed that, which took us away from the village up a steep hillside several kilometres until the sign pointed off down a dirt track. Our driver looked nervous for his clean, new car, but took us down it about 1km anyway, until we saw a house. We went around the back and saw a car, and a woman with her daughter answered the door, nodded about knowing ‘Tabitha’, and so our driver left.
Unfortunately, Delphine did not speak English and her 11 year old daughter Foostine had only studied it for 1 year in school. Nevertheless, we established that Tabby lived in the big house next door and they were renting the cottage, about to move in properly by January 8th (currently living in Limoux and moving their possessions in day by day in their small car). They hadn’t heard from Tabby and had no idea where she was, except that she went to Spain before Xmas. She let us stay on the couches, burn her wood for warmth (her house in Limoux had no heat so we couldn’t stay there), eat the food that was there, and wait at least until ‘demain’ (tommorrow) when they would be back (we forgot to ask what time).
After they left we decided to make a hearty meal for ourselves with a big can of beans, sausage and pork that was in the house. Laura had thought she had an infection for the past couple of days so took some antibiotics (a kind she’s taken before) and we settled down to a game of crib.
After a while, Laura lay down on the couch, a little cold, and not feeling very well. Then it escalated. She said she felt itchy, as if she was having an allergic reaction (was it the canned Cassoulet or the antibiotics?). She took Benadryl and we decided to wait and see what happens. It got worse. The itching covered her entire body and she started muttering sentences like “I feel like I’m going to die,” and “I’m trying to scratch my skin off to make it stop.” But what to do? We were at least 4km from the closest, sleepy, tiny village (it was past midnight by now) and had no access by telecommunications with the outside world.
No wait. We did.
Next door in Tabby’s large house was a phone. I took the torch and went over to see if I could break in. It was pretty disappointing. The windows had big metal bars covering them, built into the old stone. The main doors were thick, metal-studded wood that didn’t budge an inch as I pressed against them and kicked them. It gave the impression of a fastle – an old farm/castle that had been built to stand against barbarian raiders and pillaging hordes. My only hope was the side door – made of small panes of glass with thick wood surrounding them. However, the exciting thing was that the lower part of the door had a wooden board that looked as if it may just be nailed on. The thick wood also was broken at this level and looked like the barbarians had had a go at it with their axes (I lated found out that one of the large dogs from the village had chewed through it in order to get to the female dog inside, Sweetie, that was on heat). Not only was there a board on the door, but I could also see the cordless phone inside on a shelf just a couple of metres away.
Before I broke in, I decided to go back and check on Laura. She was still in agony. So I grabbed the extendible shower curtain rail, went back outside, and prepared to pillage and burn. OK, not burn, just pillage.
Kicking the board off the door turned out to be quiet a task in itself, and I was glad for my previous martial arts training. But eventually it came off and I reached inside. Of course, there was no key in the lock. I later learned that to repel invasions the door was triple locked with metal bars anyway. So I gave up the idea of getting in and reached for the shower curtain rail. Knocking the phone off its perch was the easy part. Getting it to the door with wires, an easel and various painting utensils in the way was much harder, and I was glad for my previous training in the thieves guild and phone-fishing academy.
Picking up the phone I realised I didn’t know the French emergency services number. I tried 999 and 911 but neither seemed to work. So I went back to check on Laura and see if she knew. Fortunately, she was feeling considerably better (pillaging can take a surprisingly long time) and we decided not to keep trying for the ambulance. She took more Benadryl and we settled down to sleep and await the next day.
The 30th past slowly, although not much happened. We explored the grounds, met the goats and chicked, fed them, explored the weedy garden and falling-down mini poly-tunnel (noting them as likely work if Tabby did turn up) and waited for Delphine to return. In the afternoon we found a French Monopoly board outside so we played that to kill a few hours (is ‘killing’ time the ultimate sin?). And we pondered what to do. Should we walk down to the village for supplies (assuming there was a shop, which seemed unlikely)? Or should we pack and leave, maybe to hitch to our next farm in Spain a week early? But hitching on New Year’s Eve can’t be good! Could we even have the 4km walk to the village to hitch with our heavy packs, in the cold, with so much uncertainly about the future and so little money? Or would we just wait and stay here, spending New Year’s alone, hoping for Tabby to turn up? As the day dragged by without a visit from Delphine we decided to do the lazy thing – wait to see what the following day would bring.
Waking up, we soon heard a car around the front of the large house. We went around and met a girl who I assumed was Jura, the person Delphine told us was meant to be looking after the house and feeding the animals. In broken French I tried to ask her, and only after a few sentences were exchanged did we realise that this was Tabby and that, being Scottish, she spoke English perfectly! What a relief! We could talk, we could eat, we wouldn’t have to leave, and we wouldn’t have to spend New Years’ alone. Phew!
Tabby had also brought one of her sister’s friends back from Spain. Matt was a DJ and had been the reason for Tabby’s delayed return home. He was running away from various problems in his life, hoping a retreat in the countryside would be good for him. He’d also run low on money, and so instead of keeping his apartment, he was moving out of it, and it was the moving of 30,000 CDs and 40,000 vinyls to a friends house that had caused the delay. But he was excited to be in the countryside, determined to work hard, and it meant extra company for the New Year’s celebrations.
In fact, after Tabby prepared a New Year’s Eve mini-feast (prawns, Spanish ham, escargot, various sweets, and plenty of wine, we headed off towards a party she had heard about. We drove to a village close by, hoping to meet with some of her friends who knew the way to the party, but they had already left. So we tried finding our own way there, Tabby saying she knew the way. As the time got closer to midnight, we started to wonder whether we would even make it in time, or whether we would have to pull over and drink Champagne by the side of the road. We met another carful of people headed to the same party, also lost, and told them to follow us. Then we went completely the wrong way, driving 15minutes out of the way. Driving back (and seeing wild boar by the side of the road), we found the correct turning, but (not surprisingly) the other car decided not to follow us this time. We arrived at the party at 11:50, met with the friends, and all was going well.
At midnight, the party didn’t bother to stop the music (heavy and loud lyricless dance) for midnight, so it was 12:03 before we realised it was already the New Year, and drank our champagne a little late anyway. Then the car full of people who had followed us turned up, late and looking angry. In fact, they had the look of people who would kill people who merely insulted them, and making them late for a party may well count as that kind of punishable-by-death offence. However, our attention was soon diverted away from them as a drunk old man tried repeatedly to kiss the girls in the group, and the guys had the job of, quite forcibly, keeping him away. After half an hour of stopping his lunges towards the girls, we escape the dance tent to stand outside where it was quiet enough to have a conversation. It was, apparently, also quiet enough to pass out and snore loudly, as one guy had chosen to do. After a little fire- and firework-dancing, we decided to head home.
We later learned that at another local New Year’s party (one that we almost went to and decided not to bother), someone had died from taking bad drugs. Unfortunate for them, but since we decided to stay away, perhaps fortune was smiling on us after all!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Best 15 Events in Europe This Winter

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  1. Llandudno beach by the Great Orme – wind, rain, hail, blown sand, sunset, and Laura.

  2. Finding out how cool Céline is while staying with her in Paris, especially because we first arrived to find a party. And then being invited back to spend Xmas in her apartment.

  3. Montmartre, Paris.




  4. Paris - baguettes, stinky cheese, parks, and Christmas.

  5. New Years Eve – Tabby arriving at her farm, speaking proper English again, hanging out, and having a fantastic dinner – escargot, shrimp, Spanish ham, and plenty of other delicacies.

  6. Playing with Tabby’s goats.




  7. Making the garden at Tabby’s place – working as a team, weeding, building the boxed gardens, smashing up crates, spreading compost. Oh, and building the goat shanty-town!

  8. Getting picked up while hitching in Spain, being taken back to the guy’s house (where his wife and newborn were), drinking coffee, and being given bread, homemade chorizo, homemade cheese, beers, and homegrown weed.

  9. Aracena - our one day off in Western Spain. Part of what was great about it was the contrast with the rest of our time there.



  10. Eating dinner with Laura, Lucas and Ashley in Carrapateira after eating crap for 2 weeks.

  11. Building balanced rock towers and sand art on Amado beach, Portugal.



  12. Walking along the cliffs and down to Praia de Amália beach near Brejão, Portugal.

  13. Carnival in Odeceixe, Portugal.



  14. Laura's birthday dinner!

  15. Finding 5€ while miserable and hitchhiking in Sevilla suburbs.

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